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Eight Words With Two Meanings
1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female...... Any part under a car's hood.
Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male....Playing football without a cup.
3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.
4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.
5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.
6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female.... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male...... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.
7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female...... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male.. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.
8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female..... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male...A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.
He said . . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
She said . We don't know; it has never happened.
He said . . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring And
Good- looking?
She said ...... . . They already have boyfriends.
She said...What do you call a women who knows where her
husband is every night?
He said . . . A widow.
He said . .. . Why are married women heavier than single women?
She said. . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to
bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
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Dresden Rotary Executive 2005/2006
President- Stuart Kiar
Past President- Murray Melton
President-Elect- Kim Thompson
Secretary- Chris Debicki
Treasurer- Lynda Weese
Director- Vocational Service- Kathy Brown
Director- Community Service- Mary Hoyles
Director- Club Service- Suellen Weaver
Director- International Service- Sharon Jackson